Retro British Crisps

If you're British (or at least brave enough to admit it these days), you've probably at some point tried to rank the crisps and snacks of yesteryear, a feasible distraction from the ever-present woes of the world. What you see below is not an attempt to order a series of retro crisp brands, moreover an even more futile exercise in depicting those brands as football kit designs. And to double-underline the word 'futile', some of those brands have home and away kits because I SAID SO.

(Larger versions are available by clicking on the kits.)